Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about these Precious Moments figurines, the bride and groom ones, ya know? They’re these...

Alright, so you’re gettin’ hitched, huh? Good for you, good for you. But weddings, lemme tell ya, they ain’t just...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about these gold bridesmaid dresses, eh? My granddaughter, she’s gettin’ hitched, and the whole thing’s got...

Alright, alright, settle down y’all! Let me tell ya, weddings these days, they sure are somethin’ else. All this fancy...

Alright, let’s talk about them pastel bridesmaids dresses, you know, the ones them young girls wear at weddings. I seen...

Alright, let’s gab about these Mia Solano bridesmaid dresses, ya hear? I ain’t no fancy pants, but I know what...

Alright, let’s talk about them bride hair combs, you know, the shiny things girls stick in their hair when they...

Alright, let’s gab about them cornflower blue bridesmaid dresses, ya know, the ones all the gals wear when your niece...

Alright, so you’re gettin’ hitched, huh? Good for you, good for you. Now, this whole invitin’ folks thing, it’s a...

Alright, let’s talk about this bridesmaid dress thing, you know, the ones them young girls wear at weddings. Can you...