Alright, let’s talk about the bride and groom at the wedding, you know, the whole shebang. It’s a big day, a real big day, not like going to the market to buy some eggs. This here is serious business.
First off, this wedding thing, it takes time. You think you can just slap on a dress like you’re going to the field? Nope! That fancy dress, it’ll take you half an hour just to get into it. And the groom too, he ain’t just throwing on his Sunday best. He’s gotta look spiffy, like he’s about to go sell the prize cow at the fair. So, plan ahead, you hear? Don’t be rushin’ around like a chicken with its head cut off.
- Getting ready takes longer than you think
- Don’t rush on your big day
- Plan everything ahead
Now, about that money. Weddings, they cost a pretty penny. I heard some folks spend a hundred thousand dollars! Can you believe that? That’s enough to buy a whole herd of cows! But I guess if you got it, you spend it. You can have a big ol’ party with everyone from the village, or a small get-together with just your closest kin. Either way, it’s gonna cost ya. You gotta figure out what’s important. Do you want fancy food or a fancy dress? You can’t have it all, unless you’re richer than old man Fitzwilliam down the road.
And speaking of the groom, don’t forget about him! Everyone always fusses over the bride, but the groom’s important too, you know. He’s half the show! Make sure he’s fed and happy. Get him some good eats while he’s getting ready. Don’t let him and his buddies go hungry all day. That’s just plain mean. You know boys and their stomachs, always rumbling like a tractor in the field. It’s a nice thing to do and makes him feel special. After all, it’s his big day too, not just the bride’s.
And don’t be skimping on the pictures! You want to remember this day, right? Years from now, when you’re old and gray, you’ll want to look back and see how pretty you looked and how handsome he was. So get yourself a good photographer. Don’t just ask your cousin Jimmy with his old camera. Get a real one, someone who knows what they’re doing. Pictures are important, they help you remember, you know. Like how I remember my old Bessie, she was the best cow I ever had.
Now, getting ready. It ain’t just about the clothes. It’s about being calm too. You don’t want to be a nervous wreck up there, shaking like a leaf in a storm. So take a deep breath, relax. Think about happy things, like sunshine and fresh-baked bread. And the groom too, he needs to be calm. Tell him to stop fidgeting and stand up straight. Calmness is key, like when you’re milking a cow, gotta be gentle and steady.
So, that’s the gist of it. Bride and groom, they gotta plan ahead, budget their money, take care of each other, get good pictures, and stay calm. It’s a lot, I know. But it’s worth it. A wedding, it’s a big deal. It’s the start of somethin’ new, like plantin’ a seed and watchin’ it grow. So make it good, make it special, and make it last. And don’t forget to enjoy it! It’s a happy day, a day for celebratin’. Like a harvest festival, but with more flowers and less dirt. And that’s all I gotta say about that. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens.
Things to remember for the big day:
- Time management is crucial
- Budget wisely and prioritize spending
- Groom’s feelings are just as important
- Invest in a quality photographer
- Stay calm and manage nerves
Remember these things, and you’ll have a wedding day that’s smoother than a freshly churned butter. And that’s sayin’ something!
