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Well, hello there everyone! Gather ’round, gather ’round, don’t be shy! You all look so purty, all dressed up and...

Alright, listen up y’all, so you gotta give a speech at your brother’s wedding, huh? Don’t you go frettin’ now,...

Well, look at all you folks gathered here! Never thought I’d see the day my boy, bless his heart, got...

Alright, so you wanna write a letter from the groom’s folks to the bride’s folks, huh? It ain’t rocket science,...

Alright, so you’re gettin’ hitched, huh? Bless your heart. Now, this whole “groomsmen” thing, it’s a big deal, ya know?...

Alright, alright, settle down y’all! Lemme tell ya, this whole weddin’ thing, it’s somethin’ else, ain’t it? Never thought I’d...

Alright, let’s gab about them precious moments bride and groom thingamajigs, you know, the little statues and such. My old...

Well, howdy folks! Gather ’round, gather ’round, let me tell ya a thing or two about this here wedding thing,...

Alright, alright, settle down ya’ll! Lemme tell ya, weddings these days, they sure are somethin’ else. Back in my day,...

Alright, let’s talk about this “grooms house” thing, or whatever you young folks call it. Sounds fancy, but back in...