Alright, alright, settle down everyone, lemme tell ya somethin’. Me and my… uh… my partner, yeah, that’s what the young folks call ‘em, my partner, we wanna say a big ol’ thank you to ya’ll. Every single one of ya. Lookin’ out at all yer faces, it warms my heart, it really does.
Some of ya, I know ya come a long way. Drove in them fancy cars, flew on them… air-o-planes, I guess. Spent yer hard-earned money and yer time just to be here with us today. And for that, we’re mighty grateful. We really are. Spent a good long while, months I tell ya, gettin’ this shindig together. Pickin’ out the flowers, the food… Lord, the food! Hope ya’ll like it, we sure did when we tasted it.
- First off, gotta thank the family. Ma, Pa, if you’re lookin’ down, I hope you’re proud. And all the aunts, uncles, cousins, nieces, nephews… too many to name, y’know? You’ve been there for us through thick and thin, and we wouldn’t be here without ya.
- And then there’s the friends. The good, the bad, the crazy… Ya’ll are the spice of life, I tell ya. Always there for a laugh, a cry, or just a good ol’ gossip session. Thanks for keepin’ us sane… or maybe just as crazy as ya’ll are. Heh!
This whole weddin’ thing… it’s a big deal, y’know? It ain’t just about the fancy clothes or the big party. It’s about… well, it’s about findin’ yer person. Someone who gets ya, even when ya don’t make no sense. Someone who loves ya, even when ya ain’t so lovable. And I found that person. And I’m thankful for that every single day.
Now, some folks, they give these fancy speeches. All them big words and flowery language. But that ain’t me. I speak from the heart, plain and simple. And from the heart, I wanna say thank you. Thank you for bein’ here. Thank you for supportin’ us. Thank you for bein’ a part of our lives. It means the world to us, it really does.
This… this here… this partnership, this weddin’… it’s a new chapter, right? Like turnin’ a page in a book. And ya’ll are part of that story now. We’re writin’ it together. And I hope it’s a good one. A long one. A happy one. And that ya’ll will be there with us every step of the way.
So raise yer glasses with me, will ya? To love, to laughter, and to happy ever afters. And to all of you, for makin’ this day so special. Thank you, from the bottom of my heart. God bless ya’ll. And now, let’s eat! I’m starving!
And don’t forget to dance! My feet are itchin’ to get movin’!
One last thing, for all the help with the weddin’, thank you to the bridesmaids and those fellas… whatchamacallit… groomsmen? Yeah, them too. They worked hard, real hard. And they looked mighty fine doin’ it, too!
Okay, okay, I’m done now. Go on, enjoy yerselves!
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