Top Groom Speech Examples: Funny, Romantic, and Sincere

Alright, alright, settle down y’all! Lemme tell ya, standin’ up here ain’t exactly my cup of tea. Never been one for fancy talkin’, but hey, for my gal, I’ll give it a shot.

So, first off, let me say, lookin’ at all you fine folks makes me a bit nervous. Not used to so many eyes on me, unless it’s the cows back home givin’ me the stink eye. But seriously, thanks for comin’ out to celebrate with us.

Now, about this purdy lady standin’ beside me, [bride’s name]. Y’know, I ain’t always been the luckiest fella. Spent more time than I care to remember pullin’ weeds and fixin’ fences. But then, she came along, like a ray of sunshine bustin’ through the clouds on a gloomy day.

She’s somethin’ special, that one.
Tough as nails when she needs to be, but soft as a kitten most of the time.
And Lord, can that woman cook! Makes a pie that’ll knock your socks off.

I remember when we first met. It wasn’t nothin’ fancy, just a chance encounter down at the local market. I saw her tryin’ to reach a jar on the top shelf, and well, bein’ the tall drink of water I am, I offered to help. We got to talkin’ and I knew right then and there, she was the one. She had this spark in her eyes, this way of makin’ me laugh, even when I felt like the world was on my shoulders.

[bride’s name], you’re my rock. You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me. You make me a better man, and for that, I’m eternally grateful. You’ve brought so much joy into my life, more than I ever thought possible. You’re my best friend, my partner in crime, and the love of my life.

Now, I ain’t no poet, and I ain’t gonna stand here and spout a bunch of flowery words. But I mean every word I say from the bottom of my heart. I love you more than words can say. I promise to love you, cherish you, and stand by your side through thick and thin, till my dyin’ day.

And to all of you here tonight, thank you. Thank you for being a part of our special day. Thank you for your love and support. We’re so grateful to have you in our lives.

Now, let’s eat, drink, and be merry! And if anyone wants to start a dance-off later, I’m your man. Just try not to step on my toes, ’cause these boots are new!

And one more thing, [bride’s name]? You look absolutely radiant tonight. Like an angel, but even better, ’cause you’re mine.