Hey there, folks! Let me tell ya, ain’t nothin’ more excitin’ than a weddin’, but also ain’t nothin’ more stress-inducin’! So many things to buy, so many things to remember! But don’t you worry your pretty little head, I’m here to help ya out with this here wedding shopping checklist. This old gal’s seen a weddin’ or two in her day, so listen up!
Stuff to Wear
First things first, gotta look good, right? Bride needs that dress, the big white fluffy one. Don’t be skimpin’ on that, it’s the most important dress she’ll ever wear! And shoes, gotta have pretty shoes. Maybe some comfy ones for dancin’ later, too. Then there is the groom, he needs a suit. And the bridesmaids, they need dresses, too. Same color, you know, so they all match. Oh, and the flower girl! She needs a cute little dress, too!
- Bride’s dress – The big one, white and fancy!
- Bride’s shoes – Pretty ones for the ceremony, comfy ones for the party!
- Veil – Some gals like ’em, some don’t.
- Groom’s suit – Make sure it fits good!
- Groom’s shoes – Shiny and new!
- Bridesmaids’ dresses – All the same color, like a flock of birds!
- Flower girl dress – Somethin’ adorable for the little one!
- Rings – Don’t forget the rings, the most important part! Gold ones, shiny ones.
Stuff to Make it Pretty
Now, you gotta make the place look nice. Flowers! Lots of flowers. On the tables, at the front, everywhere! And maybe some of them stringy lights, them twinkle ones. They make everything look magical. You can get some of them fancy chair covers, too. And maybe them little sparkly things to throw when they walk out after they say “I do”. We used to throw rice, but them little popper things are nice. What do they call those things? Bubbles! Those things that you blow with. Or sparklers!
- Flowers – For the tables, for the bride, for the whole place!
- Lights – Them stringy ones that twinkle.
- Chair covers – If you’re feelin’ fancy.
- Tablecloths – Gotta cover up them old tables.
- Napkins – Maybe get some with their names on ’em!
- Bubbles or sparklers – For when they walk out all married and happy.
- Centerpieces – Somethin’ pretty for the middle of the tables.
- Decorations – Banners or whatever it is you young’uns like.
Stuff to Eat and Drink
Now, can’t have a weddin’ without food, can ya? Gotta have a big ol’ cake. Three layers at least! And food, lots of food. Maybe a ham, maybe some of them little sandwiches. And punch! Gotta have punch. Don’t forget the drinks, folks get thirsty dancin’ and carryin’ on. And make sure they have enough to eat. Folks talk, you know. They will say something if the food is bad. They will also say something if the cake ain’t good. So make sure it is good cake.
- Wedding cake – Big and beautiful, with lots of layers!
- Food – Enough for everyone, and then some! Ham, little sandwiches, salads… whatever they like these days!
- Drinks – Punch, soda, maybe somethin’ stronger for the grown-ups.
- Plates – Gotta have somethin’ to eat off of!
- Cups – For the drinks!
- Forks and spoons – Can’t eat with your hands, not at a weddin’!
- Ice – To keep the drinks cold. Don’t want to drink warm water.
Stuff Just in Case
Now, there’s always somethin’ that goes wrong, ain’t that right? So you gotta be prepared. Like a little sewin’ kit, in case a button pops off or somethin’. And some pain relievers, for headaches. And some band-aids, in case someone gets a blister from dancin’. And always have some extra money on you, just in case. Someone always forgets somethin’. Maybe the bride’s momma forgets her somethin’ blue. The 30/5 rule? I guess they mean things take a long time on wedding day. Don’t know why, but they do. Always do.
- Sewing kit – For popped buttons and ripped seams.
- Pain relievers – For headaches from all the excitement.
- Band-aids – For blisters and boo-boos.
- Tissues – For happy tears!
- Extra money – Just in case!
- Safety pins – You never know when you’ll need ’em.
- Stain remover – For spills on that pretty white dress.
Other Stuff
Don’t forget the invitations! Gotta let folks know when and where the weddin’ is. And thank you cards, for after the weddin’. Gotta thank folks for the gifts. And a guest book, so folks can write their names and a little somethin’ nice. And music! Gotta have music for dancin’. And a photographer, to take pictures of everyone lookin’ their best. Those are important, you know. You want to remember the day. This wedding shopping checklist would be good for everyone to see. You know what, I think they should have a list of things to do on the day of the wedding, too. Someone should make that.
- Invitations – Gotta tell everyone when and where!
- Thank you cards – For after the weddin’, to thank everyone for comin’.
- Guest book – So everyone can sign their name.
- Music – A DJ or a band, somethin’ to dance to!
- Photographer – To capture all the memories.
- Favors – Little gifts for the guests.
- Pen – To sign the marriage license. It is important.
Well, there ya have it! My wedding shopping checklist. Hope it helps ya out. Remember, the most important thing is that the bride and groom are happy. Don’t get too caught up in the little things. Just enjoy the day, and celebrate love! And don’t forget to eat some cake!
